There are strong opinions about keeping garden gnomes. Some articles have even gone so far as to tie dropping property values with the presence of a gnome. Perhaps those critics will turn their attention to the effects of acquiring a lawn zombie. Now, unless you are trying to impress other George Romero fanatics, or trying to scare the wee ones around Halloween, this might not be for you. It certainly would have frightened the pantaloons off of me had I come across it in the bushes.
Hello, excuse me, can you talk to humans? I’ve given you an award. Please go to my blog for the details. Your kind is fascinating and I never realized there were so many of you! Thanks for all the good you do whilst we humans are out slaying dragons.
Laura
Well, it is very uncommon to talk directly to a human, which is why I just love this wee blog. (You can also send me a wee email at beagog AT gnomebandits DOT com, or AIM me at gnomebandits.)
I’m so honoured that you picked my wee blog for an award and I’ll get to following up on the next steps when I get back from my trip.
It’s very late and I still need to pack.