Who is this Tom Cruise guy anyway? He looks nothing like a gnome, sporting not one whisker of facial hair. Where’s the hat? What’s with the sunglasses at night?
Tom has posed for the legendary gnome sculptor Giovanni Laregia. Who is very much impressed with Tom’s personality. Laregia remarked that Tom has every quality that a sculptor looks for in a model. Poise, character, pointy ears – and he feels that Tom has it all.
Either I have lost a lot of respect for Giovanni Laregia, or this whole thing must be some kind of silly human prank. Tom claims to be an avid gnome collector, but to what end?