Garden gnomes divide home buyers

One in ten (home buyers) say a garden gnome would be an attractive feature, while 17 per cent viewed them as a turn off.

Apparently this survey was taken by humanfolk that don’t know all the benefits provided by having a wee helper in the garden. Most gnomes avoid human contact, though there are the few whose pride overwhelms them and display themselves prominently on the lawn.

I take great pride in keeping a superb garden, employing organic and sustainable methods. I also spend a great deal of time helping animals of all kind in the forest.

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