You should always allow your guests to salt to taste. Imagine our elation when we discovered this pair of Salt and Pepper Kuchengnomen by the Brooklyn design collective CAKE Decor, who took ordinary kitschy and heightened it to these forward-thinking design pieces. Beyond their obvious everyday functionality, this husband and wife gnome set also make… Continue reading Salty Gnome
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Smells like team spirit
Garden gnomes do appreciate color-coordinated dress, so I did find these stylish, collegiate outfits rather appealing. I have no idea to which team to pledge allegiance, but apparently humanfolk have strong opinions on this. Apparently you can pick the team you favour from the wee folks at OneStopFanShop.
I make the gnomes, I make the gnomes …
Steve Paffett has turned to gnome economics to help build his plastic business. He has quite a sense of humour, creating beer drinking gnomes and has even stranger ideas of extending his existing line of gnomes.“If I had the time and energy I would expand in gnomes big time. I would have gnomes for every… Continue reading I make the gnomes, I make the gnomes …
Table fit for a gnome king
These would be too big for my wee table, but perhaps you might like some gnomeware for your next meal. From the wee folks at Kiss That Frog.
Game on
I’m not sure how I feel about the game Garden Gnome Carnage. On one hand it offends my pacifist tendencies, and on the other, it is quite entertaining getting back at the populist elves that are slowly taking over the holiday season. Grab some bricks and whirl the gnome to explosive victory. This holiday, the… Continue reading Game on
Gone fishing
This shirt is straight from a fairy tale with its applique of a whimsical gnome fishing. The gnome is appliqued on the front of a fitted white t-shirt complete with fishing pole cast and ready for that big catch! Other styles available from the wee folks at liliputians.
Gnome Racing
The wee folks over at hoolala captured this pic from the Mower Race at the Gnome Reserve in Devon. You can apparently order your very own prints.
Garden gnome falsehood exposed
Several of us in the gnome community have received complaints about the production and distribution of the Bush Gnome. The Gnome Council has decided that this is merely a figurine and should not be confused with an actual garden gnome artifact. Gnomes are peaceful creatures, and would never present themselves in the following way: Dubyah… Continue reading Garden gnome falsehood exposed
Gnome-in-a-box
I’m still not sure why it plays “Pop Goes the Weasel”, as opposed to a nice Irish jig. No surprise that it is a best seller. A Gnome Jack-in-the-box! It doesn’t get much better than this. The loveable (and adorable!) little gnome will pop up and delight both kids and adults. Crank the handle to… Continue reading Gnome-in-a-box
Gnomebearers
Though I was a bit offended by a few of the Gnome-Be-Gone product descriptions on the site, the following did catch my fancy and reminded me fondly of crowdsurfing during Gossip’s set at Glastonbury. Available from the little folks at Sugar Post Pottery & Metal