Garden gnome falsehood exposed

Several of us in the gnome community have received complaints about the production and distribution of the Bush Gnome. The Gnome Council has decided that this is merely a figurine and should not be confused with an actual garden gnome artifact.

Gnomes are peaceful creatures, and would never present themselves in the following way: Dubyah is ready for combat! Order the gnome-sized gun to make him complete. With a camo outfit and combat boots, this little guy is ready to handle your personal “home-lawn security.”

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