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It was disturbing to find these miniature gnomes trapped in a glass snow globe. Gnomes should not be confused with elves, as we do not assist Santa at the holidays, and have much more fashionable hats.

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THE FAM

Before we burn your little friend’s beard we thought it would be nice if he saw his family one last time. They prepared a delicious meal for us all. The grog gave me heart burn. The house was too small for everyone. We ate in the forest amongst the fairies and elves.