I’ve accepted a post teaching Gnomeconomics at a local University. I’m learning so much from the students. The facilities, however, could be more suited to small-folk like myself. I understand “vertically-challenged” isn’t completely recognized by the state, but it is a liability for me hopping from desk to desk and standing on the overhead projector.
When you’re on the projector, watch out for people looking up your little gnomey tunic!