Well my little friend, since you liked the Bushkill so much, rrrrrrr. We thought we’d try……. say something bigger,rrrrrrr…… The deep blue sea…where you will be able to explore Davey Jones’ Locker. Muhahahahah……..rrrrrrrrr
Whats that you say……. you want to challenge me to a dual with your Crayola Marker. HaHaHaHaHaHaHa……… You are a silly little gnome……….. but cute………….. Muhahahahahahhaha. You are no match for my steel blade…… Now walk the plank and enjoy the swim……….. Muhahahahahahahha…..Cough………Muhahahahhahah…………Cough
I’m not scared … that slightly resembles the set of the new Pirates of the Caribbean film. How can I be sure you’re a real pirate?