Gnome respect at all

It’s a sad state of affairs when lovely human folk like Colleen Cheak are terrorized by bandits. I assume one of the watch gnomes must have scared off the robbers before they could make away with more ornaments, but I do hope everyone makes it back safely. What can we do to protect ourselves?

Kidnapping still a garden gnome reality

No, that isn’t Gnomedini, the great gnome illusionist, but a representation of what a kidnapped gnome might experience at the hands of his captors. The sad truth is that gnomes continue to be abducted from perfectly good gardens, like that of Margaret Robertson. There are instances when garden gnomes are kept against their will, but… Continue reading Kidnapping still a garden gnome reality

Illegal gnomes on display

I hope the tactic of using gnomes to smuggle illegal goods through airport security doesn’t slow me down the next time I hop a plane. But this tactic, as well as many others can be viewed at a recently opened gallery at Liverpool’s Merseyside Maritime Museum.

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Caught Speeding

Garden gnomes are all about safety and though we rarely come across vehicles in the woods and gardens, apparently some of us have been put into service to help alert motorists to speed traps. I would rather support safety than try to foil the Garda, but there you are … South African police officials are… Continue reading Caught Speeding

Unwilling accomplice

Gnomes are peaceful creatures, yet there continues to be the unfortunate occasions where human folk use gnomes in the worst of ways. I’m not suggesting any type of retribution, but I hope Mr. Morrison isn’t expecting much from his garden this year.

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She’s alright, she’s alright, she’s alright …

I hope shenanigans like this don’t lead to increased gnome security at airports. I enjoy the freedom of air travel and don’t like getting my tunic wrinkled. Linda Martin, 54, of South Africa, was caught at Auckland International Airport with more than 3kg of the class A drug, which had been stashed in ornamental gnomes… Continue reading She’s alright, she’s alright, she’s alright …