Seems your little friend has a penchant for the shiny red fruits. We took him to the orchard yesterday, hoping that the fresh air would cure him of the cough he picked up in that questionable restroom facility. However, he would not stop eating the strawberries. After a while, we found him passed out in a basket of them, belching and waving his little red marker around in spastic gestures of intestinal discomfort.
Serves him right. Greed doesn’t pay.