I just don’t understand the cruel contraptions that humanfolk come up with to hurt helpful gnomes. A distant cousin of mine, Legolas, fell for the watering can baited trap and only has one hand to show for it. I probably shouldn’t even be providing a link over to the wee sadistic folks over at Perpetual… Continue reading Legoless
Tax and spend gnomes
Photo via Katywhumpus I’ve never met a tax and spend gnome, and I’m not sure I ever want to … though I did like this wee, crafty blog Katywhumpus and the story about Tax & Spend. I couldn’t help but admire that stone wall …
New friends
I know it’s been quite some time since I posted, but I have been traveling quite a bit and don’t have a wee laptop. There are a few pics from the trip through Copenhagen which I’ll get up soon. Søren and I got along like a house on fire, but I could barely make out… Continue reading New friends
Garden gnome saviour?!
I’m not so certain the entire gnome race needs a make-over from this man, Lawrence Llewelyn-Bowen. I certainly like to vary the colours of my tunic from time to time, but heaven forbid I’d need to get down to heavy garden work in any outfit like that. I do have a wee pair of pick… Continue reading Garden gnome saviour?!
Potential arrest over garden gnome?
Poor Gordon. I assume there is a wee bit more to this story than just the placement of a garden gnome, though it would appear that Mr. MacKillop is receiving a lot of support from the public. Police may have better things to do than arrest civilians for placing garden gnomes on their property. I… Continue reading Potential arrest over garden gnome?
Now, that’s an axe
If only my wee hands could hold it, I could be a lot more productive with an axe of this size.
Wall building
I did my best helping to lift stones into the wall. Though, I am much better suited for scraping the pea shingle back into place around the base.
Wee came from outer space
I’ve never heard of Jessica Ditto or Lawn Gnomes from Outer Space, so it’s hard to tell if this is another film in the gnomexploitation genre or not. I couldn’t find any other details and the Gnome Acticing Guild (GAG) hasn’t been contacted for any talent as of yet. It’s disappointing when gnome roles go… Continue reading Wee came from outer space
Under the sea
I’m not quite sure what to make of Gordon Mackie’s scuba gnoming venture. Is this some type of water boarding for gnomekind, or are my wee friends enjoying a new life under the sea? I didn’t hear any calypso music in the video but all the gnomes appear to have smiles on their faces. Water… Continue reading Under the sea
Gnome pendant
Was passing the wet weather by browsing Etsy for a few wee gifts for friends and came across this pendant. Not sure it was something I would wear, but there may be someone out there that would fancy it. I’ve come across all sorts of gnome related prezzies … who knew?