I’ve only caught a few episodes of Ground Force, but it is safe to say I’d rather have the team work on my garden as opposed to placing statuettes of the team in my garden. However, the wee folks over at Gardeners’ Tips spotted the option should you seek it out.
Even better, they posted a few jokes ungnome to me at the time:
In a well known water feature a Gnome was placed on a rock in the center of a pond – The feature was called ‘Gnomeman is an Island’
Two Garden Gnomes walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
Gnomes grow a vegetable that helps brush your teeth – ‘Bristle Sprouts’