I just don’t understand the cruel contraptions that humanfolk come up with to hurt helpful gnomes. A distant cousin of mine, Legolas, fell for the watering can baited trap and only has one hand to show for it. I probably shouldn’t even be providing a link over to the wee sadistic folks over at Perpetual… Continue reading Legoless
Category: torture
Bowling for Garden Gnomes
I may have been able to relate better to the *fun* of Outdoor Gnome Bowling, had it been Elf Bowling, but at least it may lessen the use of actual gnomes for tortuous entertainment. I hope it doesn’t influence the little ones to turn on gnomes as they grow older. The last thing we need… Continue reading Bowling for Garden Gnomes
The kindness of strangers
All picture credits go to the wee folks at Cupcake Chronicles. The fine folks over at Cupcake Chronicles appear to be accepting donations for the Save the Gnomes Foundation. I was horrified to hear of the stories they told and the awful but true pictures of gnome torture. With your generous contributions, we can get… Continue reading The kindness of strangers
A home for this gnome?
I’m sure Dave Malan is a fine chap, though I don’t approve of gnome trafficking on eBay. Poor Berthold didn’t mean any harm, but many gnomes are extremely uncomfortable around humans, especially if they aren’t wearing hats. Hopefully someone will claim this woodland friend and give him another chance in the wild. It’s almost his… Continue reading A home for this gnome?
Be afraid
Be afraid, be very afraid …