I could take pictures every day in the garden. These paniculata might not equal the splendour of what you might find at Hydrangea World, but they certainly look nice potted to the side of the front door of my master’s house.
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Nasturtium
The weather has finally turned seasonably warm for the first time in weeks. Even though I can get a wee bit sweaty under my tunic, the flowers are loving the bright sunshine and I’m happy to report blooms on the nasturtium I planted along the stone wall at the back of the garden.
Ladies gnome
I noticed at the Oxegen festival that the two most likely groups to want to talk with me were nice ladies and drunk men. The ladies were all very sweet, especially this lovely dear who gave me a wee peck on the cheek. The green hair reminded me of a troll doll princess (which is… Continue reading Ladies gnome
Gnomes just wanna have fun
I had never been to a music festival before and this past weekend I traveled to Oxegen. Gnomes can be great camping companions as we can watch over tents. It was entertaining for me to observe the humanfolk struggle to survive outside for just a few short days. Gnomes are known to enjoy a wee… Continue reading Gnomes just wanna have fun
Weight watcher
It is becoming increasingly harder watching the waistline now that it has come into berry season. I’m a sucker for a wee little piece of tart or cobbler on a nightly basis. I’ve had to put up some netting to keep the birds away from the patch, though I am nice enough to put out… Continue reading Weight watcher
Do you judge a gnome by his shoes?
A gnome elder once told me that you can judge a gnome by his shoes, so while passing through Dublin Airport I took the chance to get a wee shine. The nice humanfolk there even have a special gnome rate which is much appreciated.
Gno Etiquette
Johan always had the golden touch when it came to business, but city life has done nothing for his attitude. Still as rude as ever. We were able to catch up at his gallery in Brussels and he couldn’t even behave for a single picture. Certainly not a poster child for gnomely behaviour.
Gnown to help
Gnomes aren’t typically the most helpful in business situations, but I am an excellent note taker during brainstorming sessions. A full sheet of A4 paper is too large to manage and Post-Its are just the right size.
Camouflage
The lovely fabric on this chair made me feel right at home.