Wee came from outer space

I’ve never heard of Jessica Ditto or Lawn Gnomes from Outer Space, so it’s hard to tell if this is another film in the gnomexploitation genre or not. I couldn’t find any other details and the Gnome Acticing Guild (GAG) hasn’t been contacted for any talent as of yet. It’s disappointing when gnome roles go… Continue reading Wee came from outer space

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Gnomeo Cameo

I just love this wee little film and it’s even better that it features a garden gnome cameo. (No real gnomes were harmed in the making of this animation.)

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What a pisser

Sorry I haven’t had much to post in the past few weeks. Access to the web has been a bit spotty. Perhaps the bees got a bit restless in the attic following a warm, dry spell. I used to be a big fan of Lars von Trier, until Magnus, a Danish gnome sent me a… Continue reading What a pisser

Schtroumpfs

The Smurfs are back for a 50th anniversary movie. I still debate whether these guys are true gnomes, though they did bring smurfish happiness to millions. I must admit even I found Smurfette a wee bit cute. “There have been dramatic changes in socio-cultural values in the past 20 to 25 years,” Hendrik Coysman, head… Continue reading Schtroumpfs

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Sorry to see you go, Jack

Jack Zander, master animator, was responsible for putting the most accurate depiction of Gnomes on screen in the 1980’s. He passed away on the 19th of December at 99, just shy of reaching 100 years, which I understand is quite an achievement for humans, but would be a tragedy amongst gnomefolk. Merry Christmas, Jack, we’ll… Continue reading Sorry to see you go, Jack

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Gnomeo & Juliet

Gnomes appear to be getting the wide-screen respect they deserve in an upcoming Miramax film adaptation of Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet. I don’t look anything like Ewan McGregor, but I suppose he’ll do well as the male lead. Kate Winslet. Judi Dench. Music by Elton John. Finally Hollywood appears to have some taste. Additional info… Continue reading Gnomeo & Juliet

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