Nice hat

Tom appears to have gotten quite a nice hat.

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Do you judge a gnome by his shoes?

A gnome elder once told me that you can judge a gnome by his shoes, so while passing through Dublin Airport I took the chance to get a wee shine. The nice humanfolk there even have a special gnome rate which is much appreciated.

Beach Boy

I’ve never been to a beach, but I’d definitely feel self-conscious in one of these wee bathing suits. I also don’t like getting my hat wet.

Pimp My Gnome

With all the reality television shows focused on humanfolk, I’m relieved to discover the Pimp My Gnome project which looks to create new looks for gnomes. I have to admit the standard issue outfit makes us instantly recognisable, but it isn’t helpful if you’re trying to mix in with the crowd, or show your support… Continue reading Pimp My Gnome

Smells like team spirit

Garden gnomes do appreciate color-coordinated dress, so I did find these stylish, collegiate outfits rather appealing. I have no idea to which team to pledge allegiance, but apparently humanfolk have strong opinions on this. Apparently you can pick the team you favour from the wee folks at OneStopFanShop.

Clever Girl

Each year round Halloween, gnomes are often disgraced by half-hearted costume attempts, so when someone truly makes an effort, they need to be recognised. Obviously a lot of care was taken in making this wee one’s costume. What a clever girl. I wonder if she does bespoke tailoring?