There seem to be two differing opinions in this wee article about the state of gnome sales in the UK. The Daily Mail doesn’t state the source of where they account for a 36% decrease in gnome sales. I’ll defer to the growth stats from the wee folks at Gnomeland.
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Pimp My Gnome
With all the reality television shows focused on humanfolk, I’m relieved to discover the Pimp My Gnome project which looks to create new looks for gnomes. I have to admit the standard issue outfit makes us instantly recognisable, but it isn’t helpful if you’re trying to mix in with the crowd, or show your support… Continue reading Pimp My Gnome
Italian garden gnomes go missing
Homeowners from Cuneo to Trieste are concerned for the well being of their beloved garden friends. A group of young entrepreneurs has come up with an interesting solution to stop this new form of cultural terrorism. I’m not sure which side to be on … I certainly do not support gnome servitude, but on the… Continue reading Italian garden gnomes go missing
Gnobody gnows where the gnome went
Garden gnomes continue to disappear all over the world. And often there are sad stories like the Mothersell twins, where only one of the two brothers was taken. Not a small task considering these bruisers weigh 120 lbs. each. One brother has been put in shed isolation for his own safety. I always shiver reading… Continue reading Gnobody gnows where the gnome went
I make the gnomes, I make the gnomes …
Steve Paffett has turned to gnome economics to help build his plastic business. He has quite a sense of humour, creating beer drinking gnomes and has even stranger ideas of extending his existing line of gnomes.“If I had the time and energy I would expand in gnomes big time. I would have gnomes for every… Continue reading I make the gnomes, I make the gnomes …
Tom Cruise is the new face of garden gnomes
Who is this Tom Cruise guy anyway? He looks nothing like a gnome, sporting not one whisker of facial hair. Where’s the hat? What’s with the sunglasses at night? Tom has posed for the legendary gnome sculptor Giovanni Laregia. Who is very much impressed with Tom’s personality. Laregia remarked that Tom has every quality that… Continue reading Tom Cruise is the new face of garden gnomes
Garden gnomes divide home buyers
One in ten (home buyers) say a garden gnome would be an attractive feature, while 17 per cent viewed them as a turn off. Apparently this survey was taken by humanfolk that don’t know all the benefits provided by having a wee helper in the garden. Most gnomes avoid human contact, though there are the… Continue reading Garden gnomes divide home buyers
Gnomes Just Wanna Have Fun
It all started when Edgar left his home under the water fountain …
A Culture All Its Own
A lovely article by little David G. Petten. … Garden Gnomes are wonderful creatures that are very good luck to have in your garden. They are primarily vegetarians, joyful little people who enjoy having fun and helping out with things. It is believed that having one in your garden will be helpful in the day-to-day… Continue reading A Culture All Its Own
She’s alright, she’s alright, she’s alright …
I hope shenanigans like this don’t lead to increased gnome security at airports. I enjoy the freedom of air travel and don’t like getting my tunic wrinkled. Linda Martin, 54, of South Africa, was caught at Auckland International Airport with more than 3kg of the class A drug, which had been stashed in ornamental gnomes… Continue reading She’s alright, she’s alright, she’s alright …