I know the wee folks over at eHow are trying to be helpful, but I take a few issues with their 4 steps for preventing lawn gnome theft. Step 1 : Fat gnomes just can’t work as hard as more fit gnomes. We all have bellies as we enjoy the fruits of our labour and… Continue reading Gnome consideration at all
Category: advocacy
Gnome vs. Godzilla
A garden gnome with an uncanny resemblance to a certain 72-year-old environmentalist. A veritable Godzilla in the form of the chemical industry.
Italian garden gnomes go missing
Homeowners from Cuneo to Trieste are concerned for the well being of their beloved garden friends. A group of young entrepreneurs has come up with an interesting solution to stop this new form of cultural terrorism. I’m not sure which side to be on … I certainly do not support gnome servitude, but on the… Continue reading Italian garden gnomes go missing
The kindness of strangers
All picture credits go to the wee folks at Cupcake Chronicles. The fine folks over at Cupcake Chronicles appear to be accepting donations for the Save the Gnomes Foundation. I was horrified to hear of the stories they told and the awful but true pictures of gnome torture. With your generous contributions, we can get… Continue reading The kindness of strangers
Stop Oppressive Gardening. Free the Gnomes.
Have you seen a Gnome in captivity? It has come to our attention that a Gnome is being held captive. We do not, as a rule, negotiate with terrorists, however, we request that he be released immediately. Do the responsible thing; free your Gnome today. How? Where? Do you long to ease the suffering of… Continue reading Stop Oppressive Gardening. Free the Gnomes.