Naked Gnomes

A West Midlands grandmother has been told to cover up three of her garden gnomes - because they're naked. The cheeky statues, one of a man and two of busty women, stood outside Sandra Smith's door for 15 years. But now Smith, 64, has had to drape little T-shirts over the ornaments after a neighbour complained they were upsetting her children. More ...

I don't know what I would do if I wasn't allowed from time to time to stroll the garden au naturelle. It's amazing to me that a neighbor with children would have a complaint about dear Sandra Smith's gnomes. Now those children aren't going to have too much fun in the sprinkler this Summer.