Beag Óg Bramblefoot

If the wee 10 Gnomes isn’t quite up to the speed of your gaming experience, I recently found out there is a gnome mode in Half-Life 2: Episode 2, where you can carry a wee gnome and deliver him to a rocket.

I’ve never played Half Life 2 myself, but any game with a gnome mode gets my vote. I’ll have to put it on my wish list this Christmas, along with a gnome-sized console.

The wee folks over at Concerned created these great gnome scenes.

… and the next day you’re out. At least that’s what Heidi Gnome used to say on Project Tunic. I’ve been around for over a hundred years, so I’m still not entirely sure what the wee Independent article means by claiming we’re back.

I had no idea that some gnomekind were desperate enough to turn to Tesco to find good homes!

I just don’t understand the cruel contraptions that humanfolk come up with to hurt helpful gnomes. A distant cousin of mine, Legolas, fell for the watering can baited trap and only has one hand to show for it.

I probably shouldn’t even be providing a link over to the wee sadistic folks over at Perpetual Kid. Perhaps if you’d like to issue them a wee complaint we can work together to prevent more harm to gnomekind.