Garden gnome saviour?!

I’m not so certain the entire gnome race needs a make-over from this man, Lawrence Llewelyn-Bowen. I certainly like to vary the colours of my tunic from time to time, but heaven forbid I’d need to get down to heavy garden work in any outfit like that.

I do have a wee pair of pick axe cuff-links that I wear each year for a trip back to the birthday tree or the odd special occasion.

Potential arrest over garden gnome?

Poor Gordon. I assume there is a wee bit more to this story than just the placement of a garden gnome, though it would appear that Mr. MacKillop is receiving a lot of support from the public. Police may have better things to do than arrest civilians for placing garden gnomes on their property.

I wish I had a solar powered lamp.

Now, that’s an axe

If only my wee hands could hold it, I could be a lot more productive with an axe of this size.

Wall building

I did my best helping to lift stones into the wall. Though, I am much better suited for scraping the pea shingle back into place around the base.

Wee came from outer space

I’ve never heard of Jessica Ditto or Lawn Gnomes from Outer Space, so it’s hard to tell if this is another film in the gnomexploitation genre or not. I couldn’t find any other details and the Gnome Acticing Guild (GAG) hasn’t been contacted for any talent as of yet. It’s disappointing when gnome roles go to humans and CGI has made a large dent in the use of actual gnome actors on film sets.

I did hear that James McAvoy is the confirmed lead in Gnomeo and Juliet, and that Guillermo Del Toro, who directed Pan’s Labyrinth and Hellboy is taking on The Hobbit. I just love a wee film.