No, that isn’t Gnomedini, the great gnome illusionist, but a representation of what a kidnapped gnome might experience at the hands of his captors. The sad truth is that gnomes continue to be abducted from perfectly good gardens, like that of Margaret Robertson.
There are instances when garden gnomes are kept against their will, but in most instances we are loyal to our owners and love the garden work.
Looks like someone has gnomenapped YOU, Beag Og Bramblefoot. Where’ve you been?
~Finian
I still haven’t figured out the whole remote blogging thing and appreciate your concern, Fin, but I was away at the wee Oxegen festival. One of the best weekends a gnome can have outside the garden.