Johan always had the golden touch when it came to business, but city life has done nothing for his attitude. Still as rude as ever. We were able to catch up at his gallery in Brussels and he couldn’t even behave for a single picture. Certainly not a poster child for gnomely behaviour.
I once had a bad dream that I was abducted by space aliens, though they had no resemblance to gnomekind. They certainly weren’t wearing hats. I was reminded of this nightmare after reading this wee post over at Bloghauser.
Gnomes aren’t typically the most helpful in business situations, but I am an excellent note taker during brainstorming sessions. A full sheet of A4 paper is too large to manage and Post-Its are just the right size.
The lovely fabric on this chair made me feel right at home.
There seem to be two differing opinions in this wee article about the state of gnome sales in the UK. The Daily Mail doesn’t state the source of where they account for a 36% decrease in gnome sales. I’ll defer to the growth stats from the wee folks at Gnomeland.
I’ve never been to a beach, but I’d definitely feel self-conscious in one of these wee bathing suits. I also don’t like getting my hat wet.
One of the other perks of travel is getting to sleep in a big human bed … I just don’t know what to do with all the pillows. Good night.
I hope the tactic of using gnomes to smuggle illegal goods through airport security doesn’t slow me down the next time I hop a plane. But this tactic, as well as many others can be viewed at a recently opened gallery at Liverpool’s Merseyside Maritime Museum.
