Statistical Interpretation of Compound Gnomes

The whole reason I have been away so long has included quite a bit of prep for the upcoming winter, but I have been doing a great deal of reading and research. My wee gnome brain has no idea what this all means, but garden gnomes get prominence in this University of Melbourne Thesis.

One thing to remember … discovering the semantic relationship between the modifier and head noun in a compound nominalisation is first construed as a two-way disamiguation task between an underlying subject or object semantic relation between a head noun and its modifier, and second as a three-way task between subject, direct object, and prepositional object relations.

Gone fishing

This shirt is straight from a fairy tale with its applique of a whimsical gnome fishing. The gnome is appliqued on the front of a fitted white t-shirt complete with fishing pole cast and ready for that big catch!

Other styles available from the wee folks at liliputians.

Sláinte!

I do enjoy a wee tipple every now and then, so where better to have a pint of Guinness than at the source.

All the cool kids at the back of the bus

Even though my booted feet could barely reach the pedals, I did have the opportunity to take a few visiting tourists around some of my favourite Irish spots by bus. Perhaps there is a business idea around gnome tours. There is no place like gnome …