Beag Óg Bramblefoot

I have escaped my evil kidnappers and am returning home to find my master. Together we can live in peace and harmony amongst the green hills of Ireland.

Now I just need to get that first class upgrade for a better choice of movies.

Erin Go Bragh!

This is what happens when Gnomes are bad in their own society. Imagine the pure pain your little friend must be feeling from someone outside the Gnome world. I wear iron gloves. I spanked him so hard last night that he dropped his marker. He won’t be able to sit for a week.

Hee Hee Hee Ha Ha Ha.